If I had one billion dollars I would buy a small city and turn it into Hound Town. Shelter dogs only. There would be a dog bank, dog salon, dog In-N-Out Burger and a Redbox.
There would also be a shelter cat city (CAT TOWN USA) a few miles away. City wide free Wi-Fi.
Maybe I should start a Kickstarer…
I thought I was sick of “Call Me Maybe” cards until I saw this.
“Hi. Mi name is Clemente. I pick up the iPhone charger car. Have One problem in plug connet. Is cut circuit. Is charger. Not charter. Charger. Not charger. I need send me other and I send back. this One”
My wishful response:
I have no idea how I’m going to balance two jobs, one paid vs. one unpaid, friends, downtime, errands, everything is finished by move-in date.
And then I know I’m going to have some unexpected training dates thrown in the summer at Stony too.
Holy crap, it hurts even more trying to think about it.
How the hell can you sell a bow-tie or a belt on eBay for $2..
AND STILL AFFORD FOOD FOR YOURSELF.
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
And the fact that it fell on today made it even more awkward and convenient?
